Okay, bear with me for it seems that perhaps no one saw my angry rose quite the way I did.
I drew you a diagram.
Here’s the original:
and here it is again with my mad paint skillz added:
click to have a closer look… if you dare
Now look at the original and tell me you can’t see the crazy-assed disembodied-headed dead rose that’s still sitting on my kitchen counter waiting to eat me for dinner.
Seriously, you can’t expect me to deal with this insanity alone…
lindaghill.com 
February 6, 2015 at 3:42 pm
Haha! I see it and dang glad that I’m not the only weird one out there. 🙂
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February 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm
I think only one person saw my Evil Villain Iris that time, so I get this 😀
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February 5, 2015 at 4:21 pm
Ooh, do you have a link?
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February 5, 2015 at 4:45 pm
OK, I have to take that back. Re-reading the comments it seemed that everyone mostly saw what I meant.
https://notapunkrocker.wordpress.com/2014/05/18/is-it-just-me/
Cute note: notice that Evil Squirrel and I start talking about WordPress and what could they possibly do to mess things up…if only we knew then…!
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February 5, 2015 at 4:47 pm
Thanks! Yeah, back in May really nothing had changed yet, comparatively. Going to read. 😀
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February 5, 2015 at 1:18 pm
I saw it , I thought it was a ghost!!
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February 5, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Yeah! With the white and everything, it could be!
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February 5, 2015 at 12:18 pm
Today I can see your creepy rose Linda – very funny 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Great! Glad my incredible artwork helped out! 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 4:55 pm
You did it great Linda 😉
Have you thought about making artwork beside your writing?
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February 5, 2015 at 12:03 pm
creepy 🙂
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February 5, 2015 at 4:48 pm
Seriously!
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February 6, 2015 at 1:00 am
Hope it hasn’t eaten you yet. Would be such a waste of a brilliant blogger 😉
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February 4, 2015 at 11:59 pm
It does kind of look like a skull sitting there. 🙂
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February 5, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Doesn’t it? 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 8:43 pm
🙂
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February 5, 2015 at 4:44 pm
You’re humouring me, aren’t you… 😉
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February 4, 2015 at 8:32 pm
They look quite sullen
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February 5, 2015 at 4:43 pm
If sullen means creepy, you’re right! 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 5:10 pm
Sullen is more like angry/pouty. Kind of like a child pouting because they didn’t get their way
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February 5, 2015 at 7:06 pm
I guess I can kind of see that. 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 7:52 pm
lol, love this! I can relate lol..
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February 5, 2015 at 4:42 pm
You mean I’m not the only one with scary dead flowers in my house?!?
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February 4, 2015 at 7:33 pm
Well that is some evil looking bull ‘Hail to yee satan rose please do not eat me for dinner!’
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February 5, 2015 at 4:41 pm
Hahaha! This shall be my chant. 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 7:02 pm
I see it now that you’ve pointed it out! And the drawing skills!! 😀
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February 5, 2015 at 4:40 pm
Bet you didn’t know I was an artist. 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 6:22 pm
We’re all artists here, but some are more talented than others. You are in a league all your own! 😀
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February 5, 2015 at 7:07 pm
Hahaha! Oh yeah, I’ll go along with that. … there’re no five year olds here, are there? 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Not even close! 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 6:43 pm
I think I might be worried. I also think those flowers might find their way to the trash pretty quickly.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:45 pm
Ha! If I don’t throw them out they might walk there on their own! hehehe
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February 4, 2015 at 6:37 pm
LOL! Now that is just too funny. I don’t know, I’m going to have to advise you dump the angry roses. They have mean faces in them.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:40 pm
Seriously! Wait… I think I hear tiny footsteps running around the kitchen!
Ahhhh!!!! They have feet!!
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February 4, 2015 at 6:18 pm
Now I can’t UNSEE it. Damn. And I never thought a rose could be creepy!
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February 4, 2015 at 6:23 pm
Right? Right?! It’s downright freaky! The funny part was, I didn’t even notice it until I saw it through the camera lens.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:06 pm
Took a while to notice but its definitely there😊.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:07 pm
Glad you can see it. 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 5:59 pm
I see it Linda. I think you have enhanced its grotesqueness and turned it into an art form. You sure you want it looking at you over dinner?
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February 4, 2015 at 6:03 pm
It’s actually quite close to the toaster: I won’t be having toast for dinner, that’s for sure!
Thank you so much, Michael, for your appreciation of my mad skillz. 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 6:04 pm
I wouldn’t put it too close to the milk either.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:07 pm
Hahahaha! No, I’ve had enough curdled milk for one week. Woke up yesterday morning to find the fridge was warmer than the kitchen. 😛
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February 4, 2015 at 6:08 pm
Oh no…not a good sight nor smell I would think.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:09 pm
The worst part was, I didn’t get my coffee!! The horror!!
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February 4, 2015 at 6:10 pm
Some things in life are really sent to try us Linda.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:12 pm
Ahhh, nothing that a good defrosting couldn’t fix. The best part was it was well below freezing outside, so I just put all the food out the back door. The only thing I lost was the milk. AND I cleaned my fridge out! 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 6:13 pm
Well there you go. Clouds do have silver linings.
I once lived in a place where outside was colder than in the fridge.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:15 pm
Where was that? I’ve never lived in a place that wasn’t… at least in the winter.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:22 pm
When I was teaching aaand had a small family we lived in a place in the south of the state, just below the Australian snowfields where for 8/9 months of the year it was cold, well by my standards it was and it even SNOWED once or twice a year. But in winter it was cold
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February 4, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Snow is always exciting for kids, especially when they’re not used to seeing it. 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 6:43 pm
Yes one year it fell in the spring and looked beautiful on the blossoms at the time. It never stayed long though so we got used to slush.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:43 pm
Had to be quick to take a picture, eh?
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February 4, 2015 at 6:45 pm
Yes it was like that. But where I live now we are lucky to get a frost once or twice each winter.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:46 pm
I need to move to where you live! 😉
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February 4, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Come on down. But it does get very hot in summer. Today it is a very pleasant 21C. You’ll need sun screen.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Oooh, perfect! 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 6:52 pm
It is today but a week or two of 35C+ temps stretches the best friendships, but that is our summer. Probably 9 months of the year the climate is great. Summer can be trying. Well for me at my rate.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:47 pm
Yeah, we usually get a week or two here of 35-45C with the humidity factored in. Fun stuff as long as you don’t need to concentrate on anything for more than 15 seconds. 😛
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February 4, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Tell me about it. Those days you shut up the house and sit in the air con. With luck a cool change comes through.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:51 pm
I had 3 summers here where I live now with absolutely no A/C. It was hell. Now I have one window A/C for 5 bedrooms. Not much better, but I’ve learned to strategically place the fans.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:56 pm
That one a/c makes it hard when you have a real hot day.
Before Christmas I had a new ventilation system put in. It works on the principle that at night if the outside air temp is less than your roof cavity temp it sucks out the hot air from your roof and brings in the cooler air and funnels it into the house. It means at night when it works you get good sleeping temps. On real hot nights it doesn’t work so well as the night air stays hot. In winter it will funnel the warmer roof cavity air into the house. So far I think it’s made a difference.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:58 pm
Wow, that sounds like quite the system! Brilliant. 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 10:59 pm
Be more brilliant if it reduces my electric bill.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:59 pm
Ha! Yeah. 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 6:51 pm
I’ll be there in 10 minutes. Should I bring the roses with me?
hehehe
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February 4, 2015 at 6:52 pm
You won’t get thru customs but give it a try.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:47 pm
I’ll probably have to get the roses their own passports. 😉
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February 4, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Worth a try if you are so attached to them.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:52 pm
Ehh, the dinner conversation was decent. And they didn’t eat me. Yet.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:57 pm
I reckon they would be sizing you up. Tomorrow they will look even more zombie like. Don’t turn your back.
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February 4, 2015 at 10:59 pm
If they eat my Pop-Tarts I’m leaving home.
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February 4, 2015 at 11:00 pm
Keep me informed if they do. I’ll meet you at the airport. I think Australia takes refugees from zombie roses.
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February 4, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Hahahahaha! Thanks Michael. I knew I could count on you. 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 11:03 pm
Least I could do.
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February 4, 2015 at 5:49 pm
I see a clown in the rose 😀
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February 4, 2015 at 5:54 pm
A really freaky clown though, right? Right?
🙂 Thank you!
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February 4, 2015 at 5:58 pm
Yep! 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Phew! Maybe it’s not just me then.
😉
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February 4, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Nope, it looks very Stephen King-esque to me. Like one that would be in a novel of his.
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February 4, 2015 at 6:03 pm
🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 6:05 pm
*gasp* It’s Pennywise! I knew it!
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February 4, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Lovely pictures also I’m very jealous of your mad paint skillz, please show me the way sensei!
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February 4, 2015 at 5:48 pm
I was born with these skillz – there’s no way to explain… I could put together a tutorial, but sadly, you’ll never be this good.
😉
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February 4, 2015 at 5:49 pm
You, on the other hand, are a truly amazing photographer. Am following. 🙂
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February 4, 2015 at 5:53 pm
Thank you very much!
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February 4, 2015 at 5:56 pm
Looking forward to exploring your blog! You’re very welome. 😀 Thanks for the follow back!
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February 4, 2015 at 6:00 pm
No problem, I liked the look of your blog too, can’t beat a little bit of humour!
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February 4, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Thanks! If I didn’t keep up the funny I’m sure I’d be crying 3/4’s of the time. 😛
hehe. Not really. Life’s too short. 🙂
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