Heard on the radio:
“I always wanted to be able to read minds; then I got a Facebook account and found out it’s annoying.”
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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Make it either funny or inspirational.
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August 20, 2015 at 3:55 am
😆
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August 21, 2015 at 1:11 pm
😀
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August 20, 2015 at 12:26 am
Actually did mine before you had yours up to ping back to. It’s here: https://thesoundofonehandtyping.wordpress.com/2015/08/19/one-liner-wednesday-im-popular-1linewed/
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August 21, 2015 at 1:10 pm
Cool. Thanks for the link, John. 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 5:03 pm
Arghhhh. It most certainly is. (annoying) Lol~
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August 21, 2015 at 12:54 pm
Right? 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 3:44 pm
That is definitely true! Sometimes I am glad I don’t know what people are thinking because the way they look at me is just plain scary!
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August 21, 2015 at 12:54 pm
I think we’d all be in trouble if we could really read minds. 😛
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August 19, 2015 at 2:55 pm
Ha ha… good one… seriously we don’t always need to know what someone has for dinner every night!!
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August 19, 2015 at 11:05 pm
It’s true – we don’t! 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 1:21 pm
Yes! That is exactly why just last week, I stopped actively following 75% of my “friends.” Sometimes too much information is too much.
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August 19, 2015 at 11:32 am
Ha Ha, how very true! 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 10:58 pm
I know, right? 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 11:07 am
I try to confuse the Facebook gods by posting stuff I don’t like and that I disagree with. But it doesn’t make me any less boring.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:58 pm
You just appear to be boring because you’re slipping under the radar – sly fox. 😉
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August 19, 2015 at 10:53 am
Can’t argue with that one! 😀
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August 19, 2015 at 10:51 pm
Nope! 😀
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August 19, 2015 at 10:40 am
Love it!!
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August 19, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Me too! 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 10:35 am
Great one Linda. Facebook are one of the worst for this, I think.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:48 pm
Thanks Irene. 🙂 I agree – they are!
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August 19, 2015 at 10:25 am
Nice one 🙂
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August 19, 2015 at 10:31 am
😀
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August 19, 2015 at 10:22 am
Hahaha. That’s awesome! 😀
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August 19, 2015 at 10:30 am
Right? 😀 Thanks Helen.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:03 am
This is everywhere lately, it’s a meme too.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:09 am
Really? I guess I haven’t been on Facebook enough. 😛
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August 19, 2015 at 10:10 am
NO, no, me neither (hiding phone under arm) hardly ever in fact….
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August 19, 2015 at 10:10 am
Hahaha!
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August 19, 2015 at 10:02 am
Social media is destroying our lives…within a limit it is good, not beyond!
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August 19, 2015 at 10:07 am
It’s certainly the cause of many changes. Too much of anything is bad for us.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:01 am
Ha! Great one liner. FB is worst than that however, it’s a peek into the human psyche and once seen it can never be unseen.
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August 19, 2015 at 10:05 am
So true. Facebook brings out the worst in people for sure.
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August 19, 2015 at 9:59 am
Love this quote!
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August 19, 2015 at 10:01 am
Hehe. Yeah, I thought it was pretty accurate for the most part.
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