Linda G. Hill

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One-Liner Wednesday – A Disco?

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So on Sunday I walked into a restaurant and was greeted by the hostess, as you are. She glanced out the window and saw that there was an ambulance, lights flashing, at the seniors home across the street.

“Oh look at that,” she said. “An ambulance. It looks like a disco over there.”

I stared at her, a little flabbergasted, with a remark on the tip of my tongue that went something like, I doubt it does to the person the ambulance is there for. But I said nothing. Because once in a while, we all say something totally stupid.

 

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34 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – A Disco?

  1. Instead of a siren, maybe ambulances should have huge speakers blasting music by the Bee Gees, Donna Summer, and KC and the Sunshine Band…

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  3. Yes we all say something stupid now and then. Like the guy in the funeral home talking to the widow. “So tell me what happened?” he says. “He was just sitting having coffee and dropped over.” “Oh,thank God it was nothing serious.”

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  7. A disco… that’s an interesting comparison. It’s a humbling moment when we hear someone make such an absurd comment, because it’s then that we remember that we’ve made a few ourselves.

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  8. The elder generation of my family live in the same senior community. They are all in independent living, but there is on-site assisted living and skilled nursing unit, too. The ambulance is called there frequently. We are very grateful to the emergency workers who patiently help the residents when they need it most.

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  11. Gone to the never ending disco in the sky!

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  15. I say stupid things all of the time too! 🙂

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