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One-Liner Wednesday – The Opposite of Feverish


First, a little explanation: I have a spring in my basement. There’s a concrete hole in my concrete floor, and into it runs a constant flow of natural spring water. So my brilliant best friend, John, has decided he’s going to use it to concoct air conditioning for my house. However, it has to be 55 degrees Fahrenheit or lower. In order to check, he needed a thermometer. So he asked me, “Do you have an old thermometer around? One you put under your tongue?”
“John, I don’t think they make them go that low.”
His temperature is above 55! He might still be alive! *rolls eyes*


Anyone who would like to participate, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do,
you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a ping back, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post, and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.

As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a ping back from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our very cool badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

35 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – The Opposite of Feverish

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  9. Oh, my: I was cooking pasta for my lunch tomorrow at work (I start at 6am) but I was reading your great posts and now the pasta is mash LOL. Never mind, I’ll survive. My post comes a little later. I scheduled it as I am off to bed soon and I didn’t want to have so many posts at once. See you later alligators 😉


  10. 55f would be a pretty low body temp, especially if you were just hanging around the house 🙂


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  17. Ahahaha! He said something that I probably would, sheesh. Lol~


  18. Linda I gave it a try this time because all of this time I thought I had to use a specific word…. tell me if I am doing it wrong!

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  22. Don’t you just love the way men think!!


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