I was sorely tempted to go into Blunt Hair Studio last weekend, just to see if they’d say, “Holy shit, you went out in public looking like that? For God’s sake sit down and let us do something with your hair!”
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October 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm
Makes a change from the usual terrible puns you get with hairdressers; Curl up and Dye, A Cut Above the Rest, etc.
We used to make up stupid shop names for a laugh, we had a whole street of them at one point.
Cheeses of Nazareth, Helmut’s Helmets, Land of Tope and Dory (fishmonger), you get the idea.
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October 5, 2016 at 2:29 pm
Or they’ll ask if you let your younger siblings (who had no idea what she was doing, I’m so sorry, Julia…) take some scissors to your beautiful golden hair. (Seriously, sorry, sis…)
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October 5, 2016 at 12:17 pm
Honestly, if I’m already gonna pay for the shampooing anyway…
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October 5, 2016 at 1:10 pm
Oh, but that scalp massage feels so good!
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October 5, 2016 at 1:11 pm
Yep. And so I go in with my crazy bun and let him deal with it 😛
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October 5, 2016 at 1:12 pm
That’s what I need – a crazy bun! Or, as Dan suggested, a hat. 🙂
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October 5, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Or a scarf. 🙂
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October 5, 2016 at 9:28 am
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October 5, 2016 at 7:14 am
That’s pretty much what my barber says every time when he looks at my beard. At least you look really good in hats 😉
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October 5, 2016 at 9:02 am
Hahahaha! There’s a backhanded compliment if ever I’ve heard one. Thanks, Dan. 😀 ❤
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October 5, 2016 at 12:21 pm
Well, I don’t think you have any pictures without a hat 🙂
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October 5, 2016 at 1:11 pm
Hehe. Fair enough. 😉 🙂
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October 5, 2016 at 5:13 am
so funny –
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October 5, 2016 at 9:02 am
😀
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October 5, 2016 at 4:10 am
I wouldn’t mind a photograph to go with this 😀 I cannot quite connect because somehow my hair stays great… Irrespective of how long I have gone without a shearing.
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October 5, 2016 at 9:03 am
Some people have all the luck! Mine looks good for about a week. Haha!
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October 5, 2016 at 3:00 am
Can’t repeat, cuz that’s exactly what my beautician says when I show up every 1-3 years, for ‘maintenance trim that evens out bangs I got impatient with and whacked of with rusty butcher knife….” 😀
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October 5, 2016 at 9:04 am
You too? 😉 😀 ❤
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