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One-Liner Wednesday – To Pooh a Villain


I often come up with a line for something I’m writing — a novel, a story, a blog post — when I’m not near my computer, so I jot it down on my phone. However, my phone has this predictive text thing that remembers what I’ve written, and I don’t want it to remember any questionable words: you never know when you’re going to text someone the wrong thing by accident.

On this particular occasion, I wanted to write down a line that’s perfect for the villain of the novel I’m writing. With the change of a couple of letters, I was able to give my phone a good word to remember and still remember my badass villain’s line:


Being right gets me honey.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

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  7. I’m now substituting letters to see what I can make out of this 😉


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  17. What does wrong get him? 😉

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  22. Eeyore, eeyore, eeyorlways says that.

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