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One-Liner Wednesday – Elvis has left the … ladies’ restroom?


Possibly the funniest thing about this picture is the looks I got when I came out of the bathroom stall: I couldn’t turn the shutter sound off on my phone camera.

Care to attempt a caption… or five?

PLEASE click the picture to read the note on the sign.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

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52 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Elvis has left the … ladies’ restroom?


  2. HaHAA! I love the one where he puts his foot in it! 🙂


    • It’s tough to choose a favourite. The first one where she’s smoking and threatening to shoot anyone who dares complain; the second where she– yes, SHE since it was in the ladies’–is somehow peeing from a distance; the third, which I think is an attempted ski jump; the fourth where she’s somehow lit the toilet on fire; or the Elvis impersonation. …”Don’t Shit On My Blue Suede Shoes”? 😉

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  7. Toilet humour is not allowed, pee and poo responsibly. Thank you.


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  9. That’s hilarious! I can think of a couple of other ones….


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  13. If you haven’t done it right, go back and do it again until you get it right.


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  15. lol. You must RESPECT the potty.


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  19. Can no longer take in my guitar. sigh…


  20. Hahaha, this is why I am so against using Public Toilets! 😂😂😂


  21. No guitar? That seems harsh.


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  23. You can sit and poop, but leave that damned guitar and your lack of sense at home.

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  26. “Go home and use your own toilet – we give up!” LOL


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  28. Ummm…did you call the number? 😀


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  30. Oh this is hilarious! 😂 don’t know about captions but I want a sign like that for my bathroom!

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