Possibly the funniest thing about this picture is the looks I got when I came out of the bathroom stall: I couldn’t turn the shutter sound off on my phone camera.
PLEASE click the picture to read the note on the sign.
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April 6, 2017 at 11:56 am
HaHAA! I love the one where he puts his foot in it! 🙂
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April 6, 2017 at 12:57 pm
It’s tough to choose a favourite. The first one where she’s smoking and threatening to shoot anyone who dares complain; the second where she– yes, SHE since it was in the ladies’–is somehow peeing from a distance; the third, which I think is an attempted ski jump; the fourth where she’s somehow lit the toilet on fire; or the Elvis impersonation. …”Don’t Shit On My Blue Suede Shoes”? 😉
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April 7, 2017 at 10:17 am
HAHA! They are all so funny! 🙂
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April 5, 2017 at 10:57 pm
https://bookyglover.wordpress.com/2017/04/06/love-comes/
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April 5, 2017 at 6:46 pm
Toilet humour is not allowed, pee and poo responsibly. Thank you.
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April 5, 2017 at 7:41 pm
Haha! Indeed. 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 6:22 pm
Only in Japan!😱
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April 5, 2017 at 7:46 pm
Exactly! 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 5:16 pm
That’s hilarious! I can think of a couple of other ones….
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April 5, 2017 at 7:48 pm
Hehe. Like no taking pictures? 😛
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April 5, 2017 at 1:32 pm
Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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April 5, 2017 at 8:57 pm
Thanks for the reblog, Henrietta. 🙂
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April 6, 2017 at 7:59 am
You are welcome
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April 5, 2017 at 10:28 am
If you haven’t done it right, go back and do it again until you get it right.
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April 5, 2017 at 9:13 pm
Haha! After five tries I don’t think I’d have anything left. 😛
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April 5, 2017 at 9:13 am
lol. You must RESPECT the potty.
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April 5, 2017 at 9:15 pm
Haha! That’s right!
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April 5, 2017 at 9:04 am
Omaword! LOL
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April 5, 2017 at 9:19 pm
😀
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April 5, 2017 at 7:57 am
Can no longer take in my guitar. sigh…
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April 5, 2017 at 9:19 pm
I know, right? 😉 Hehe.
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April 5, 2017 at 7:49 am
Hahaha, this is why I am so against using Public Toilets! 😂😂😂
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April 5, 2017 at 9:21 pm
I know, right? You never know what the person in the next stall might be doing! 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 7:19 am
No guitar? That seems harsh.
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April 5, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Right? 😛
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April 5, 2017 at 6:44 am
You can sit and poop, but leave that damned guitar and your lack of sense at home.
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April 5, 2017 at 9:24 pm
Ha! The bathroom stalls were so small there, I don’t think a guitar would fit anyway. 😛 😉 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 3:19 am
“Go home and use your own toilet – we give up!” LOL
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April 5, 2017 at 9:25 pm
HaHa! Indeed! 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 2:33 am
Ummm…did you call the number? 😀
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April 5, 2017 at 9:31 pm
I didn’t – but I had a lot of questions!! 😉
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April 5, 2017 at 2:10 am
Oh this is hilarious! 😂 don’t know about captions but I want a sign like that for my bathroom!
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April 5, 2017 at 9:32 pm
Haha! I know, right? Glad it gave you a laugh, Ritu. 😀
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April 6, 2017 at 3:23 am
I needed it Linda!!
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