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One-Liner Wednesday – A Best Friend’s Advice


Scene (true story): I’m sitting in the pantry, which is little more than a cupboard, to escape the bright sunlight streaming through the kitchen window. I’ve pulled the kitchen table, with my laptop on it, in with me. My best friend, John, walks into the kitchen.

Me: Yes, I know, I’m in the closet.

Him: You can come out. It’s the twenty-first century.


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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our very cool badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

47 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – A Best Friend’s Advice

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  3. That’s funny 🙂


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  12. That is GREAT material and my kind of sense of humor! Tee-hee! Okay, I just had one this morning that I said to my hubby.


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  17. Ha, I love this! Thanks for the laugh this morning.


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  20. Funny. So…I take it you came out of the closet?

    To make dinner, of course.

    Liked by 2 people

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  22. Hi Linda…my first time…I don’t know if I followed the instructions correctly… do let me know if and where I am going wrong… thanks n look fwd to more participation….


  23. Love it! You have the best ones!


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