Life in progress


97. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme

Wednesday, December 6th, 6:00pm
Robert and Donald

Robert: It’s time.

Donald: For what?

Robert: For you to get off my couch. You’re going to have to make a decision.

Donald: Between what?

Robert: Either move into my room or get the hell out. I haven’t gotten laid in more than two weeks.

Donald: (sighs) What will everyone at work think?

Robert: They’re already talking. They know we go home together every night.

Donald: (straightens and stares at him) You mean they know we’ve … coupled?

Robert: (laughs) Coupled?

Donald: You know what I mean.

Robert: If by a couple of blow jobs …

Donald: SHHH!

Robert: (crossing his arms) You’re not ready. I think you should find another place to stay.

Donald: Hmph. And where do you propose I go?

Robert: Go find yourself a nice girl.


Next stop: Thursday, December 7th, 6:00pm

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One-Liner Wednesday – A Best Friend’s Advice

Scene (true story): I’m sitting in the pantry, which is little more than a cupboard, to escape the bright sunlight streaming through the kitchen window. I’ve pulled the kitchen table, with my laptop on it, in with me. My best friend, John, walks into the kitchen.

Me: Yes, I know, I’m in the closet.

Him: You can come out. It’s the twenty-first century.


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