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One-Liner Wednesday – Not a Fan of Christmas


For his third Christmas on earth, Winston decides this holiday isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

You’re not seriously planning to put this thing on my head.

This whole Christmas deal sucks.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

34 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Not a Fan of Christmas

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  3. Adorable! I love the idea of the One Liner. I’m so glad I found your lovely blog!


  4. Winston just needs a cookie or two to go with his decorations.


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  7. How’d you like to run around wearing that? Dogs take indignity like that in stride. Cats will rip your arm off for doing something like that…


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  16. Winston’s face says it all … LOL Poor pup! I feel for ya!


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  18. Oh, poor angel Winston. I hope Santa brought him something special for his trouble.


  19. Awwww, poor pup. I hope he got an extra treat for that.


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  21. Hahaha, excellent.
    I feel your pain, Winston, almost over now, stay strong.


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  26. Haha…tht cutie pic made my day.. Thank you for bringing smile on my stressed day. MERRY CHRISTMAS🎅😊


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