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One-Liner Wednesday – Clippity-clop

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Now I know where the squirrel–the one who walks across my roof when I’m trying to sleep in–got his hobnail boots from.

(Pictured: a poured-concrete sidewalk slab with squirrel footprints in the cement.)


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47 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Clippity-clop

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  6. The bushy-tailed creatures known as squirrels collect and store nuts, so they’ll have food to last through winter. That thriftiness benefits more than just the squirrel, as it also helps the trees, since squirrels fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury.

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  13. Those squirrel footprints add interest to that sidewalk, but I suspect it annoyed those who set that sidewalk.

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  19. He obviously has escaped from the Mafia ! They use concrete boots don’t they!😱

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  20. LOL – that’s very funny! We don’t have a squirrel, but we have woodpeckers that do make their share of loud noises! Happy Wednesday!

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  22. A permanent manicure! 😆

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  24. Ha! Now he’ll have better traction in the snow.

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  27. Too funny! Might keep squirrel’s feet a little warmer in the winter. 🙂

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