Photo: Mallard ducks on a frozen pond.
VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs the same as a duck.. she’s made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
~”Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a pingback, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post, and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.
NOTE: Pingbacks only work from WordPress sites. If you’re self-hosted or are participating from another host, like Blogger, please leave a link to your post in the comments below.
As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a pingback from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.
Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”
The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
4. Add our lovely badge to your post for extra exposure!
5. Have fun!
April 25, 2019 at 2:01 am
https://abandonedamenities.com/2019/04/24/one-liner-wednesday-be-advised/
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March 14, 2019 at 1:46 am
https://tessacandoit.com/2019/03/14/one-liner-wednesday-3-13-19/
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March 13, 2019 at 10:50 pm
Excellent!
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March 13, 2019 at 8:51 pm
Hi Linda,
Hello everyone. I’m joining in for the first time:))
Pat R
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March 13, 2019 at 8:53 pm
Thanks, Pat! 🙂 Welcome!
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March 13, 2019 at 2:20 pm
Interesting fact; ducks have a totally separate circulation subsystem that only works in cold weather. It pumps extra blood through their feet to stop them freezing when standing on ice.
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March 13, 2019 at 2:20 pm
Hii Linda, my entry for #1linerWeds
https://throughmyheartweb.wordpress.com/2019/03/13/one-liner-wednesday-new-world-1linerweds/
😇😇
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March 13, 2019 at 1:45 pm
You went even shorter than a one-liner. You did a one-worder!
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March 13, 2019 at 10:04 am
https://thesoundofonehandtyping.com/2019/03/13/huh-huhuh-huhuh-1linerweds/
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March 13, 2019 at 9:48 am
Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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March 13, 2019 at 9:04 am
All of your Canadian geese have flown south.
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March 13, 2019 at 8:51 am
I love Monty Python… My wife, not so much! Ha
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March 13, 2019 at 6:42 am
Hmmm, smells like burning wool…
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March 13, 2019 at 4:30 am
My entry : https://gattinawritercramps.blogspot.com/2019/03/wordless-wednesday-wrong-link.html
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March 13, 2019 at 2:03 am
Great post! Something I’d love to do! Just one question: do I have to add all the information about pingbacks?
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March 13, 2019 at 8:00 am
Nope. Just copy and paste my URL in your post to do a pingback. Anyone who’s interested can come to me to see what to do to join in. 🙂
Thanks for asking! 😀
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March 13, 2019 at 9:18 am
Thank you! I’ll start form next wednesday.
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