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One-Liner Wednesday – I’ll Be Back


Yesterday morning, as my eldest son was leaving for the store, he stood in the doorway to go outside and said to me, “In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger …”

He paused for so long, I finished the sentence for him: “‘I’m going to kill you last.'”

“‘I lied,'” he replied and went out the door, laughing.

I love my kids.

If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a pingback, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post, and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.

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As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a pingback from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our lovely badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

36 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – I’ll Be Back

  1. In response to I’ll be back,
    I’ll be Beethoven,,,


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  5. oops, I was on another blog for my first time one-liner. Am a wordpress-er, but I like the short link instead of the pingback (it works:) ) Thanks for hosting!


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  20. I don’t know how you’re not smiling all day long with all the one-liner moments you get to experience. Maybe you are?! Thanks for the smile today!!

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  23. Hahaha – so many ways of expressing our love 🙂


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  30. Boys you got to love them 💜


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