Conversations I’ve had with the animals in this house in the last 24 hours.
To the cat: “I’m done with your tomfoolery!”
To male, neutered dog after I had an argument with Alex: “Don’t ever have kids.”
Do you talk to your pets?
Do you know what day it is?
February 11, 2022 at 7:19 pm
I talk to animals if they seem up for the conversation – sometimes, though – the animal in question just shows up, leans against my leg – or reaches up to touch their forehead to mine – or lick my hand, my feet or my face – and in that moment? All I can think of is, “thanks for reminding me….” or “thanks for being there” or…..”WHAT THE HECK you needy personage! I’ve got work to do! It’s not all about YOU ya know….fINE! Whaddya need?? water? Food? Still can’t figure out the door that was put in JUST for you to come and go as you please????” and I stand up, and they start herding, racing, dancing, etc., and they simply draw me in and then I say, later, “Sorry – I forgot it was time for recess – thanks for reminding me to play in my day” – – Somewhere in pet spirit world? There is a list of ‘potential homes’ and my name has next right to it, “She’s brain damaged, you have to remind her about playing, every damn day….”
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February 5, 2022 at 4:09 pm
When I had a dog – every day, talked to her every single day.
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February 5, 2022 at 11:49 pm
They’re excellent confidants.
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February 5, 2022 at 11:03 am
This was entertaining.
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February 5, 2022 at 11:50 pm
Glad you liked it. 😀
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February 4, 2022 at 9:24 pm
Haha! That face.
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February 5, 2022 at 11:51 pm
Right? 😀
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February 4, 2022 at 5:39 pm
Buddy, Spot and I have regular conversations. lol
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February 4, 2022 at 8:57 pm
Animals are great conversationalists! 😀
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February 4, 2022 at 8:45 am
Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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February 3, 2022 at 11:30 pm
Yep, I talk to all of it! Cats, Kali, and my computer! And I am glad to see WDIIA back as it helps me in these crazy days to know what I used to know every day.
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February 6, 2022 at 12:12 pm
I plan to do more WDIIA posts because yeah, me too. And oh, the things I say to my computer! I’m surprised I don’t get more questionable ads popping up. Haha!
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February 7, 2022 at 1:41 am
LOL!
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February 3, 2022 at 10:41 pm
Annie and I have long talks. They are pretty much one sided verbally. But the emotional and physical languages are there all the time. I typically only know what day it is by prompts. Melanie’s Share Your World. Frank’s Truthful Tuesday. Your One Liner Wednesday. Maggie and my Throwback Thursday
Di and Frank’s Fibbing Friday. Your SoCS in Saturday. Maybe I need more of a life. LOL
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February 6, 2022 at 12:13 pm
Haha! I know what you mean. Once this pandemic is over and I can get out of the house again, watch out world! 😀
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February 3, 2022 at 8:34 pm
Talking to pets is part of being a good pet parent and helps keep us sane. They understand our tone, body language, and any words related to feeding time.
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February 6, 2022 at 12:14 pm
They’re great at understanding all these things. It’s what makes them such wonderful companions, I think. 🙂
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February 6, 2022 at 9:37 pm
I agree! 🙂
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February 3, 2022 at 5:19 pm
I laughed out loud over you telling your neutered dog not to have kids. Wish I had a nickle for ever time I had a conversation with my pets. I thinks its because they don’t talk back plus will love us unconditionally. Thanks for the laugh at ourselves – us other pet owners
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February 3, 2022 at 8:03 pm
You’re very welcome. Always glad to provide a chuckle. 😀 Pets certainly are good listeners if nothing else!
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February 3, 2022 at 3:43 pm
Linda unless I check my phone I have no idea what day it is because right now every day us the same. So far today Ruby and I have discussed the weather, argued about why Daddy was out so long wiping his car down.
I have also spoken to the oven, dishwasher and freezer oh! Yes and two passing cats ! 💜💜💜
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February 3, 2022 at 8:02 pm
Haha! I’m not talking to inanimate objects … as much. 😉
Yep, every day the same. *sigh* Hang in there, my dear! ❤
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February 3, 2022 at 8:04 pm
You too 💜💜
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February 3, 2022 at 3:11 pm
Everyone is on a different schedule which makes it easy for Xenia to cadge extra breakfasts. Today she was caught and got a good talking to. Her reaction? she turned flicked her elegant cat’s tail at me and stalked off. Her point? RHIP – Rank Hath It’s Privileges – if you are a cat.
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February 3, 2022 at 7:59 pm
Haha! Indeed it does. That’s one smart cat!
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February 3, 2022 at 2:36 pm
I don’t have any pets except for the occasional mouse which startles me. I hate the idea he comes and goes but this new apt I’m in is new construction so maybe it thinks it owns the place! I do know what day it is, dang it, pay the rent day 😩And I don’t get paid till this coming Wednesday. Have a good one Linda. It’s when you stop talking to pets I will worry 😂
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February 3, 2022 at 7:59 pm
If the mouse owns the place, maybe he’ll pay the rent. Haha! You never know. Talk to him. 😉
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February 4, 2022 at 11:57 pm
I don’t want to alert Murphy but(whispering) I haven’t seen in in a few days🤐
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February 5, 2022 at 11:50 pm
Haha!
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February 3, 2022 at 2:02 pm
We always talked to Maggie and her predecessors, and today I have had puppy fix after puppy fix, quite happily chatting away as I stroked, fussed and smoothed. As for what day it is, it’s the reason I do my Today Is………… posts otherwise I’d never know for sure!
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February 3, 2022 at 2:25 pm
Right? They started off as blogs, now they’re our personal calendars. SoCS and One-Liner Wednesday usually keep me in line, but not always.
Glad to hear you had a puppy fix! 😀
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February 3, 2022 at 2:32 pm
It was wonderful Linda. We miss Maggie so much.
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February 3, 2022 at 5:58 pm
*hugs*
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