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One-Liner Wednesday – Sorry

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I’ve done it. I’ve found the most Canadian sign ever.

Photo: A sign in a convenience store window that reads:

We do not accept any type of credit. Sorry. Cash or debit only.

We do not accept

— Bra Money

— Panty Money

— Sock/shoe money

If it doesn’t come from a purse, a wallet or a pocket, we will not accept it! For health reasons. Sorry for any inconvenience.


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50 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Sorry

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  2. How else can you say “cash only?”

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  5. From the 70s “No shirt, No Shoes? No Service” – fromt the 80s-90s “We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to anyone” – 2020 signs? “Posted in order to stay open- wear a mask!” – 2021-today, signs, “IF you aren’t vaccinated, please wear a mask – if you suspect you are sick – please come back when you’re not ill” – Sigh – just awaiting for the Monkeypox and polio signs to show up as line items in fine print of signs – 😀

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  7. Lol. Thats hilarious! ❤

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  16. Love this Linda really do !!

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  18. Oh gawd. That’s funny. I’m sending this to all of my Canadian friends (and the ‘murrikans who love to tease them).

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  19. Too funny. I like their thinking.

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  24. I almost spit my coffee out! That’s perfect!

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  25. Glove money or hat money is apparently OK. It’s a bit unclear, though, if credit cards secreted in one’s underwear are acceptable forms of payment, or if a $50 note previously stuck up one’s left nostril is likely to cause offence.

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  27. That should be a universal sign! 😦 YUK! 🤣

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