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Skinnier than …

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Funny story.

I was talking to my son Chris this morning about a dream he had of elephants.

As we were chatting, Winston, our dog, came into the kitchen to say hello to me.

I bent to pat him and asked him if he was an elephant.

“You’ve got four legs, and a tail, and floppy ears, and a long nose,” I told him. “But you can’t be an elephant. You’ve got a furry body.”

To which Chris replied, “Elephants are skinnier.”

“Skinnier than Winston? I’ve never seen an elephant skinnier than Winston,” I said.

“No, Mom, not skinnier. SKINnier. They have more skin!”

So I’m hereby declaring myself skinnier than an Irish Setter.

And no one is going to convince me otherwise!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

22 thoughts on “Skinnier than …

  1. I love it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. Love this

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  3. Lol! Arenโ€™t we all?

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  4. I love the way you’re thinking!

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  5. Having had four Irish Setters, Linda, I can say with authority, you are better off being skinnier.

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  6. Oh that is a good one! I’ll have to remember it. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. LOL! Love it!!!๐Ÿ˜‚

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  8. LOL, Love it! ๐Ÿ’ž

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  9. He he! Love it when we can work their words to suit us!!

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  10. I’ll take ‘skin/ier’!

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