Note: Strong language, adult theme.
Thursday, September 28th, 8:00am
Robert and Donald
Robert: So let me get this straight. You went to a psychiatrist to get a cure for gay…
Donald: (looks around to make sure no one is within earshot) Not a cure. I just wanted to know if I am.
Robert: Right. And then from the psychiatrist’s office you went home and fucked your wife.
Donald: But you forgot about the woman I met on the bus before the appointment.
Robert: The … catalyst … you called her?
Donald: Yes. She told me I might be (whispers) bisexual.
Robert: Uh huh. So to prove that, you came over to my place after you did your wife and propositioned me?
Donald: I went to the bar in between.
Robert: And got drunk.
Donald: Right.
Robert: So you’re an inhibited gay.
Donald: (raises eyebrows) I’m a what?
Robert: Well, if you have to let your inhibitions go in order to get on your knees and …
Donald: SHHHH!!!!!
Robert smiles.
Donald: We’re still not talking about this.
Robert: We weren’t doing much talking that night either.
Donald: I mean at work.
Robert: (rubs hands together) Yep!
Donald: (frowns) What do you mean “yep”?
Robert: (smiles) I think it’s time for a raise, boss.
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