Saturday, February 10th, 5:00pm
Misery and Gay
Gay: So whatcha doin’ tomorrow?
Misery: I don’t know. Sleepin’ I guess.
Gay: We should go out! Soak up some sunshine!
Misery: It’s supposed to snow.
Gay: Then we can go shopping! For boots!
Misery: I don’t have any money.
Gay: I’ll buy you some!
Misery: I take a size 18. (slides foot out from the seat in front) My shoes cost hundreds of dollars.
Gay: Then how about some new underwear? Nothing better than a new pair of panties!
Misery: Had a thong once. I lost it.
Gay: (frowns) You lost it? Wha … OH!
Misery smiles.
Next stop: Sunday, February 11th, 1:00pm
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