Note: Strong language
Friday, April 20th, 3:00pm
Dudes
Dude: Oh dude, I am sooo fucked up.
Dude: Where are we going again?
Dude: We’re going … that way.
Both giggle
Dude: (points) Dude, that kid over there is going to throw up.
Dude: No way.
Child vomits.
Dude: (loudly) Bus driver! Clean up in aisle 4!
Both giggle hysterically
Dude: No dude, aisle 420!
Dude: Hey, this is our stop.
Both get up
Dude: (to everyone on the bus) Happy 4/20 everyone!
Dude: Yeah, Happy George Takei’s birthday!
Dudes get off the bus.
Next stop: … dude … no idea.
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