Thursday, July 26th, 6:00pm
Jewel and Finola
Jewel: I saw this couple on the bus earlier?
Finola: Uh huh?
Jewel: And they were, like, making out?
Finola: Uh huh?
Jewel: And they’re, like, “I love you.” “No, I love you more.” “No, I love you more.”
Finola: Ugh. Doesn’t that make you, like, sick?
Jewel: So totally. (sighs) I seriously need to get laid or something.
Finola: Tell me about it.
Jewel: Hey, do you get a creepy weird-assed feeling sitting here?
Finola: Like someone, like, died here or something?
Jewel: Yeah. Let’s change seats.
Next stop: Friday, July 27th, 8:00pm
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