A conversation between my best friend, John, and I:
Me: I need Tylenol.
John: Where’s the pain?
Me: My head, my shoulder, my hips, my ass.
John: (smiles)
Me: But that last one I’ll have to give you Tylenol for.
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December 16, 2015 at 8:50 pm
http://finallyawriter.com/2015/12/16/one-liner-wednesday-121615/
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December 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Y’all are into some pretty rough stuff north of the border…
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December 23, 2015 at 9:41 am
Yep, we’re a tough bunch up here. 😀
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December 16, 2015 at 9:24 am
😆
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December 16, 2015 at 9:52 am
😀
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December 16, 2015 at 8:16 am
Haha 😛
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December 16, 2015 at 10:00 am
I’m very kind to my friends. Sometimes. 😛
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December 16, 2015 at 8:05 am
One for the ladies today I think, hahaha.
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December 16, 2015 at 8:27 am
hehe Certainly is.
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