I got such a kick out of this, and it’s stayed with me so long, that I had to share it with all of you. You’re welcome.
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October 12, 2016 at 12:47 pm
Save the spiders!
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October 12, 2016 at 3:11 pm
As long as they’re not eating the bees! Bug life is so confusing these days. 😛
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October 12, 2016 at 11:55 am
Thanks for the prompt. Here’s my Day 9 post, using a one-liner for the subhead.
Never know now. Troth isn’t truth till it’s tested.
Not fond of spiders, but your meme is funny.
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October 12, 2016 at 3:08 pm
Thanks, Linda Ann. 🙂
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October 12, 2016 at 10:37 am
Spiders are so cool! I leave them be, or catch and release outside. 🙂
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October 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm
Spiders have always creeped me out, though I’ve softened on them in the last couple of months. Just don’t let me find one in the car when I’m driving… 😛
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October 13, 2016 at 10:55 am
I feel that way about wasps
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October 13, 2016 at 11:00 am
They’re just vicious!
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October 12, 2016 at 7:27 am
Loved these all, we always try to let the spiders be, if they are too big we gently evict them. xxxx
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October 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm
I try to keep one or two in my kitchen. 🙂
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October 12, 2016 at 12:26 pm
🤗😶
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October 12, 2016 at 7:14 am
I loved the last one, Linda.
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October 12, 2016 at 12:10 pm
My favourite seems to change every time I read it. 🙂
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October 12, 2016 at 2:48 am
lol !!!
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October 12, 2016 at 12:07 pm
😀
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October 12, 2016 at 2:07 am
Ah, we always have a pet spider in the house. You know one of those huge hairy ones. And when the little ones get too many we get a bowl and gently send them outside. They do their job just too good getting all the flies. I could not kill them. Even though the huge hairy ones sometimes make me stand up on the chair of sofa LOL
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October 12, 2016 at 12:06 pm
Babies?!? That’s where I draw the line. Ahhggghh!
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October 12, 2016 at 2:06 am
Rhonda hates spiders and calls them “your little friends”, as if I’m responsible for all their misdemeanors.
I keep telling her they don’t bite over here, but she’s not convinced.
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October 12, 2016 at 12:03 pm
They don’t need to bite to be scary!! I like her philosophy – I need someone to blame spiders on.
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