I’m beginning to think my cretinous thesaurus is out to get me – I really don’t want to talk about politics, but where else are there idiots? 😉
Whether or not my thesaurus hates me this year, it sure is challenging me. So what can I say that’s idiotic? I’m sure I can come up with something. We all do idiotic things once in a while. I locked myself in my car the other day. Not that it was difficult to get out, but I set the alarm off, causing everyone in the parking lot to turn around to see who was breaking into a car. No one, as it turned out. I was breaking out. It was the second time it’s happened to me. I may have already blogged about the first… That would be a birdbrained thing to do, wouldn’t it?
I’m more likely to do stupid things when I’m tired. Trying to take shortcuts in the kitchen is a classic example of when I’m prone to breaking or spilling things. Walking into rooms and having no idea why – that’s pretty daft.
But being an idiot isn’t all bad. I often act like an idiot with my kids, dancing with them in public and just being generally loony. That they’re embarrassed to be seen with me is their problem…
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April 13, 2017 at 1:14 pm
I am always doing idiotic things and making myself look a moron! 🙂
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April 12, 2017 at 3:47 am
I love the word idiot…!
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April 12, 2017 at 12:57 am
I am prone to immense acts of idiocy. It’s a gift
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April 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm
perfect
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April 11, 2017 at 10:27 pm
Thanks 😀
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April 11, 2017 at 10:10 pm
Good post
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April 11, 2017 at 10:27 pm
Thank you.
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April 11, 2017 at 10:05 pm
Just for fun I pulled open my thesaurus and got Incursion. I think Idiotic is better.
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April 11, 2017 at 10:28 pm
Oooh, I’d have had to look that one up to be sure. 😛
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April 11, 2017 at 10:00 pm
The fun stuff isn’t idiotic, that’s on them, absolutely! I’m at my most idiotic when I don’t press Send. *hangs head*
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April 11, 2017 at 10:30 pm
Ah, but you know everything happens (or doesn’t) for a reason… 🙂
You know, I really wish we lived closer so our kids could disown us together. 😛 hehe
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April 12, 2017 at 5:33 pm
ME TOO! 🙂
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