Seriously, Milk Bone?
(Photos depict a Milk Bone dog biscuit bent at about a quarter of the way to the end, giving it a rather interesting appearance.)
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September 12, 2018 at 3:06 am
That milk bone certainly has some great texture and shape, Linda 🙂 .
I might add in a line for 1LineWed today–I’ve thought of it for a long while now, but have never managed it.
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September 5, 2018 at 8:20 pm
Haha! And now J-Dubs’ song is funnier! 😛
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September 5, 2018 at 5:40 pm
I normally don’t follow one-liner wednesday, but as I was scrolling through the reader and saw the photo I had to stop and look. Really MilkBone? (Which in itself is funny looking at the picture.) 😀
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September 5, 2018 at 12:14 pm
Having worked in food manufacture, I can tell you that one probably wasn’t finished cooking when they put it in the box. I’d throw it out.
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September 5, 2018 at 2:07 pm
It seems as baked as the rest, but I’ll take your word for it. No point taking the risk. Thanks, John. 🙂
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September 5, 2018 at 8:32 am
Yet I would bet your dog managed to eat that biscuit, regardless of what it looked like. LOL
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September 5, 2018 at 8:01 am
That is so funny – I find those weird shaped things in my dog’s Greenies bag sometimes. He seems to reject them, hope Winston just gobbles his up instead of rejects them!
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September 5, 2018 at 8:07 am
Sometimes my pingbacks work well, and other times…the post feels like a limp biscuit lost in the bag of rejections…! LOL Here’s the link, https://www.quaintrevival.com/a-look-back-to-the-day-i-started-my-blog/
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September 5, 2018 at 7:22 am
Too funny, Linda!
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September 5, 2018 at 6:41 am
That’s pretty funny. Linda, you find the oddest things.
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September 5, 2018 at 6:36 am
There’s always that one in the crowd that has to be different.
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September 5, 2018 at 6:12 am
Bone… definitely limo biscuit! 💜 Here is mine
https://willowdot21.wordpress.com/2018/09/05/one-liner-wednesday-50/
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September 5, 2018 at 2:18 am
Ha ha! Oh that’s funny!
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