Monday, April 23rd, 5:00pm
Brandon and Jordan
Jordan: How’s the new girl working out?
Brandon: Pretty good. She caught on quick.
Jordan: Hey man, it’s great you got the manager’s job.
Brandon: Thanks. You should come by sometime. Got a lot of good looking women working there.
Jordan: Any of them single?
Brandon: Only the ones I’m not dating.
Jordan: You can do that? Date people you work with?
Brandon: Long as I don’t get caught, man.
Next stop: Tuesday, April 24th, 6:00pm
Note: Adult theme
Wednesday, December 6th, 6:00pm
Robert and Donald
Robert: It’s time.
Donald: For what?
Robert: For you to get off my couch. You’re going to have to make a decision.
Donald: Between what?
Robert: Either move into my room or get the hell out. I haven’t gotten laid in more than two weeks.
Donald: (sighs) What will everyone at work think?
Robert: They’re already talking. They know we go home together every night.
Donald: (straightens and stares at him) You mean they know we’ve … coupled?
Robert: (laughs) Coupled?
Donald: You know what I mean.
Robert: If by a couple of blow jobs …
Donald: SHHH!
Robert: (crossing his arms) You’re not ready. I think you should find another place to stay.
Donald: Hmph. And where do you propose I go?
Robert: Go find yourself a nice girl.
Next stop: Thursday, December 7th, 6:00pm
Note: Adult theme
Wednesday, November 15th, 6:00pm
Donald and Robert
Robert: So what now? You can’t live on the street.
Donald: I’ll just have to move in with you.
Robert: (raises eyebrows) I beg your pardon?
Donald: You’re the one who got me into this mess in the first place. It’s the least you can do.
Robert: If I remember correctly, it was you who came on to me.
Donald: Well I wouldn’t have if you weren’t gay. Now I’m gay too.
Robert: I didn’t make you gay.
Donald: Didn’t you?
Robert: NO!
Donald: So you’re not going to let me move in with you?
Robert: NO!
Donald: Fine. Then you’re fired.
Robert: You can’t fire me because I won’t let your sorry ass move in with me!
Donald: Try me.
Robert: Okay then. Fire me and I go to YOUR boss and tell him you’ve been blowing me every chance you get.
Donald: You wouldn’t!
Robert: Damned right I would. And you know what the school board is going to think of that, Mr. Principal!
Donald snorts and crosses his arms over his chest.
Robert: Look, you can stay with me for a couple of days until you find a place.
Donald: (smiles) Thanks.
Robert: You can sleep on the couch.
Next stop: Thursday, November 16th, 6:00pm
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