Friday, July 13th, 7:00pm
Drommen and Phillipa
Phillipa: I’m late.
Drommen: What do you mean? (looks at watch) We’ll get there on time.
Phillipa: No, I mean I’m late. My period.
Drommen: Oh. What are we going to do?
Phillipa: I don’t know what I’m going to do if I’m pregnant.
Drommen: Don’t I have any say in the matter?
Phillipa: What makes you think it’s yours?
Next stop: Saturday, July 14th, 8:00pm
Tuesday, May 15th, 6:00pm
Vito and Brittnee
Vito: It’s not a chick flick, is it?
Brittnee: (curls hair around finger) It might be.
Vito: But you said before we left your place that I’d enjoy it.
Brittnee: (bats eyelashes) Why would I say anything else?
Vito: So you got me out here, on the bus, going to the movies, on a pretense.
Brittnee: What’s a pretense?
Vito: It’s why I’m on the bus. (turns to the window and mumbles) You’d better be putting out tonight.
Brittnee: What was that?
Vito: I said, we’re going back to your place tonight, right?
Brittnee: What for?
Vito: (smiles) A game of checkers.
Brittnee: (claps and bounces in her seat) Oh goodie!
Next stop: Wednesday, May 16th, 5:00pm
Sunday, April 29th, 9:00am
Andrea and Lacey
Andrea: So this person, right? Sits beside me on the bus last night after work and, like, asks me out for coffee.
Lacey: Uh huh.
Andrea: And when I say no, I’m, like, just gonna go home and put my feet up? This person tells me they give fantastic foot rubs.
Lacey: So you said no … obviously?
Andrea: I don’t even know if it was a guy or a girl! I’m not taking a girl home with me! Even if she’s like the best foot rubber on the planet!
Lacey: What if it was–
Andrea: A guy? (bites lip, thinking) Then I screwed myself out of a good night.
Lacey: You gotta meet this person on the bus again.
Andrea: I gotta meet this person on the bus again.
Next stop: Monday, April 30th, 5:00pm
Saturday, April 28th, 7:00pm
Andrea (and Pat)
Andrea sits at the window. Pat takes the seat beside her.
Pat: Nice evening out.
Andrea: Yeah, not bad.
Pat: I was supposed to meet my girlfriend but she stood me up.
Andrea: That sucks.
Pat: Wanna go for a coffee?
Andrea: Nah, I’m good. I’m on my way home from work. Busy day, on my feet and all that. I just want to go home and put my feet up, ya know?
Pat: I give great foot rubs.
Andrea: Uh … no. I’m good, thanks.
Next stop: Sunday, April 29th, 9:00am
Monday, April 23rd, 5:00pm
Brandon and Jordan
Jordan: How’s the new girl working out?
Brandon: Pretty good. She caught on quick.
Jordan: Hey man, it’s great you got the manager’s job.
Brandon: Thanks. You should come by sometime. Got a lot of good looking women working there.
Jordan: Any of them single?
Brandon: Only the ones I’m not dating.
Jordan: You can do that? Date people you work with?
Brandon: Long as I don’t get caught, man.
Next stop: Tuesday, April 24th, 6:00pm
Tuesday, February 13th, 5:00pm
Brandon and Jordan
Brandon: So tomorrow’s the big day?
Jordan: Yeah. What are you planning to do for Valentine’s?
Brandon: I’m going to have a seizure.
Jordan: (stares) A … what?
Brandon: A seizure. There’s this really hot nurse at the hospital.
Jordan: You’re mocking me for breaking my ankle to get Marissa’s attention, aren’t you.
Brandon: Who me? Nah.
Jordan: Ass.
Next stop: Wednesday, February 14th, 8:00pm
Note: Strong language
Friday, February 9th 9:00pm
Brandon and Jordan
Brandon: How goes it with Marissa?
Jordan: I’ve decided to get back together with her.
Brandon: Does that mean …?
Jordan: (nods) I’ve got it all planned out for Valentine’s Day. Hotel room, flowers, chocolate, champagne; the whole nine yards.
Brandon: Scruples be damned?
Jordan: I just can’t live without her, ya know?
Brandon: You know, she’s not the only girl out there.
Jordan: She is for me.
Brandon: Do you know if she’s a virgin too?
Jordan: She’s not.
Brandon snorts.
Jordan: What?
Brandon: I’m afraid she’s just using you. What if she has her way with you and then just forgets about you?
Jordan: What if I punch you in the head?
Brandon: Hey man, I’m just looking out for your best interests.
Jordan: Yeah, well, she’d never do that. She loves me.
Brandon: Not enough to stay with you if you don’t have sex with her.
Jordan: You’re an asshole, you know that?
Brandon: (turns to the window, mumbling) Yeah, the asshole who’ll be here to pick up the pieces.
Next stop: Saturday, February 10th, 5:00pm
