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One-Liner Wednesday – She’s at it again


Phone rings.

Me: Hello?

My mother: Hi, Linda? I can’t find your phone number.

Seriously, if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll be crying all the time.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

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40 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – She’s at it again

  1. Bahahaha! 😂 Thank you Linda for sharing that giggle. You made my day! 😍


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  8. I hope I will laugh when I can’t find the number. I’ve been volunteering on Wednesday mornings, but next week, I’ll jump back in to #1linerWeds.

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  9. Oh that’s precious. I’d laugh harder, but once, during a call with my wife on the way home from work, I told her I had to go back to the office because I forgot my phone.

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  11. And yet…when I need it, I still have to look up my own cell phone #. ????


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  13. A page from my own mom’s book… 😀

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  18. I can imagine that happening with my Mom too 😀


  19. Oh that’s classic!

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