Monday, November 6th, 8:00am
The Darkness (and Phil)
The Darkness sits at the window. Phil takes the aisle seat.
Phil: My car broke down. Again.
The Darkness glances at him and turns to look out the window.
Phil: I hate taking the bus. So many weirdos.
The Darkness snorts.
Phil: But at least now that the clocks have turned back, it’s not as dark in the morning.
The Darkness: (mumbles) I am The Darkness.
Phil: I know, right? So depressing in the morning when it’s dark out.
The Darkness: I am The Darkness.
Phil: I get it. So not looking forward to Christmas time. That’s when it’s REALLY dark in the morning.
The Darkness: I am The Darkness.
Phil stares at The Darkness.
The Darkness: I AM The Darkness! I AM THE DARKNESS!!!
The Darkness gets kicked off the bus.
Next stop: Tuesday, November 7th, 4:00pm
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