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One-Liner Wednesday, July 15th – It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

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What do you call the type of day where you look at the beer in the fridge and wonder if it’s okay to start drinking yet … and it’s only 9am? ‘Coz I’ve had a couple in a row.


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55 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday, July 15th – It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

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  6. Are you asking for your friend, Winston? LOL! But I know how you feel! Maybe we relax old rules a little?

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  7. https://thesoundofonehandtyping.com/2020/07/15/follow-up-from-last-week-1linerweds/

    As of 9 AM Toronto time, it was 5:00 in Armenia, Georgia, and parts of Russia. Na zdrowie!

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  14. I reach for Pizza. But that’s only because I don’t like the taste of beer.

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  19. A couple of beers in a row, or a couple of those days..?

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  20. My dad would always say that he never drinks before 12 noon and after finishing cutting the lawn at 10 AM, he would pop open a beer and say, “It must be noon someplace.”

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  22. Oh M Gee that’s me too! I have had to fight the urge for a 9:00 am cocktail hour. Rona times …

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  24. Sometimes 9am happy hour saves the day, sometimes it just means you’re napping by noon. 😆

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  28. Sounds like your stress level is off the charts! Well, it is always 5 oclock somewhere, I’m soon to be in vacation mode, so I’ll be right there with ya! Maybe. Anyway, I hope your day gets better, hang in there!

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  30. I’m starting to think those days aren’t as bad as they used to be. The other day, I had potato salad for breakfast and I thought, maybe I should wash this down with a beer.

    I guess it’s OK, as long as we don’t follow through.

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    I don’t know how I never see my ping backs… Oh well, enjoy. I hope.

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  39. Lol! its always drinking time somewhere in the world, right?

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  42. Hey Linda those are bad days , as long as you resist till at least noon your winning 💜🌹

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  43. Oh dear… Those aren’t great days!

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