Note: Strong language
Friday, September 22nd, 10:00pm
Edward (and Bella and Alice)
Edward sits at the window. Bella takes the seat beside him and faces Alice across the aisle.
Bella: (to Alice) Are you sure I look okay?
Alice: Bella, you look fine!
Bella: Cuz I’ve heard there are some really hot guys that go to this club.
Edward: You look wonderful.
Bella: (turns, noticing him for the first time) Who asked you?
Edward: No one. But you were going to.
Bella: (turns to Alice and whispers) What the fuck? (laughs) He’s wearing glitter.
Edward: I can hear you, you know. I have extra-sensitive hearing.
Bella: (to Edward) Look, creep …
Edward: I’m a vampire.
Bella bursts with laughter.
Edward: (seriously) How else would I know your name is Bella? (raises eyebrows)
Alice: Uh, because I said her name?
Edward bares a set of plastic teeth.
Bella: (to Edward, still laughing) Are you for real?
Edward: You’ll see tonight!
Bella and Alice get up and stagger, laughing, to the exit.
Edward: (yelling after them) I know where you live!
Next stop: Saturday, September 23rd, 9:00pm
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