Monday, August 27th, 5:00pm
Alfred and Hester
Hester: Now you’ve got your Viagra, what are you going to do when we get home?
Alfred: Obviously anything to get out of ironing my own shirts.
Next stop: Tuesday, August 28th, 5:00pm
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158. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right
Monday, February 5th, 5:00pm
Alfred and Hester
Hester: When does the urologist want you to go back for the test?
Alfred: How should I know?
Hester: The receptionist gave you the little card, didn’t she?
Alfred digs into his coat pocket and pulls out an appointment card.
Hester: Give it to me then. (adjusts glasses) It’s in two weeks. A “flow test.” What the hell is one of them then?
Alfred: I don’t know. Maybe they want to see if I do better at getting it up with your sister.
Next stop: Tuesday, February 6th, 3:00pm
35. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right
Thursday, October 5th, 4:00pm
Hester and Alfred
Hester: If you’d just let me help you, you wouldn’t have this problem!
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: Give me your cane.
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: (takes his cane and shows it to him) Now you see this?
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: This is wood.
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: Do you know what wood is for in a man?
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: It’s to keep your good wife satisfied.
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: Now will you let me help you?
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: Do you have to agree with everything I say?
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: What else did the urologist say?
Alfred: Yes dear.
Hester: (really pays attention to him for the first time) Did the nurse give you cotton balls for your ears? (pulls the cotton from his ears) What did the urologist say?
Alfred: Get a divorce.
Next stop: Friday, October 6th, 11:00pm
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