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#JusJoJan the 9th and 10th – Unicorns of Chocolate

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I need chocolate that tastes as good as real chocolate but that has no calories.

So not real.

Like a unicorn isn’t real.

Or is it?

Hmm…

I shall travel far and wide to find no-calorie chocolate!

Like hunting a unicorn, not to shoot it with an arrow, but to lick it.

Wait …

Do I really want to lick a unicorn?

Would it be tasty?

Maybe its poop would be made of no-calorie chocolate.

Like Moose Droppings.

(Only they have calories.)

(No, seriously. Click the link. They have calories.)

Or maybe I’ll just stay home and stick a horn on the dog and get fat on Turtles.

(Turtles are real. And they have calories.)

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This stream of consciousness doubled-up post is brought to you by Just Jot it January and Astrid with “unicorn” (check out Astrid’s post here) and Ritu with “chocolate” (check out Ritu’s post here). Thank you so much for the prompts, ladies!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

21 thoughts on “#JusJoJan the 9th and 10th – Unicorns of Chocolate

  1. This may be my favorite post ever! LOL

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  2. LOL – dark chocolate, no added sugar/cream, with salt or protein (bacon?) is okay – no sugar high and no ’empty calories’ on the other hand? When chocolate eases stress and worry? Who the heck says those are empty calories? As IF they were doing nothin’ at all – – LOL I’m a fan of dark chocolate, bitter/semi sweet with fatty proteins or salt – not so much of standard chocolate as can be had here – but – I only LEARNED I did LIKE chocolate after my in-laws brought me back dark chocolate from their European ‘Grand Tour’ in 10 days – just saying – overall? Better to have a chocolate craving than nicotine or LSD – – LOL It could be worse – – ๐Ÿ˜€

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  3. Unicorns , like chocolate, represent the finer things in life. At least chocolate is available

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  4. I love the idea of unicorn poop made of chocolate (white, brown, caramel, rainbow…) without calories!

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  5. Love this Linda. Can’t help thinking never mind the pooh surely unicorns are made of white chocolate ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. And I thought unicorns pooped rainbows!

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  7. I think I gained 5 pounds reading this! Unicorn poop!

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  8. That’s a lot of maple syrup. I never knew that unicorn poop was chocolate. That image might just be what I need to stop craving chocolate. LOL

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  9. And then there are chocolate frogs, as in Harry Potter. No calories because they’re alive, by u TV othrrwise taste good! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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