Wednesday, October 25th, 7:00pm
Robert and Donald
Robert: So, the guy jumped you when you got off the bus. And it was completely unprovoked?
Donald: Totally. But he didn’t jump me as soon as I got off. He followed me for a while.
Robert: And when he jumped you he tried to …
Donald: … bite my neck. Yeah. (grabs the collar of his jacket and tries to look at it) I think I’ve still got sparkles on my collar.
Robert: (takes a close look) Hm … Wouldn’t want your wife to see that. She might think you’re having an affair with a vampire. (smiles widely)
Donald: (frowns) Yeah.
Robert: Did he leave any scars?
Donald: Only a few emotional ones. He kept telling me he’s been watching me sleep and calling me Bella.
Robert: Creepy. So, d’you want to go have a drink before we go back to my place? I can help you with those emotional scars.
Donald: I could use a drink.
Robert: And then …
Donald: Just don’t call me Bella.
Next stop: Thursday, October 26th, 5:00pm
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