Sunday, August 26th, 1:00pm
Valhallah (and Simon)
Valhallah sits at the window. Simon takes the seat beside her.
Valhallah: I’m looking particularly beautiful today, don’t you think?
Simon: Absolutely edible.
Valhallah: Oooh, I like you.
Simon: I could take you places.
Valhallah: Yeah? Like where?
Simon: I can seriously see you in Greece.
Valhallah: Really? That would cost an arm and a leg!
Simon: (chuckles) Oh, at least.
Next stop: Monday, August 27th, 5:00pm
Tuesday, August 21st, 5:00 6:00pm
Simon (and Sofia)
Simon sits at the window. Sofia takes the seat beside him.
Sofia: I’m sitting here because there’s somebody at the back of the bus I don’t like.
Simon: Oh really?
Sofia: It’s more like I don’t understand her. All she talks about is guys with beards. She absolutely loves guys with beards. Can’t get enough of guys with beards. I wouldn’t mind, but she’s obsessed. And I don’t know – she’s just got really bad taste.
Simon: (turns) Which one is she?
Sofia: Doesn’t matter. She wouldn’t like you. You’re clean shaven.
Simon: Oh, I don’t care if she likes me. I just want to see how bad she tastes.
Next stop: Wednesday, August 22nd, 5:00pm
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