Tuesday, June 26th, 5:00pm
Meredith (and Vijay)
Meredith sits at the window. Vijay takes the seat beside her.
Meredith: Do I look fat in this?
Vijay: I beg your pardon?
Meredith: Fat. Do I look fat in this dress?
Vijay: I am sorry, I cannot comment on your dress or your body. My wife would not like it.
Meredith: (looks around) Is your wife here?
Vijay: No, she is not.
Meredith: I won’t tell her if you don’t. Now. Do I look fat in this?
Vijay: I still cannot comment.
Meredith: Why not?
Vijay: Because I am afraid I will say the wrong thing and then you will be angry at me.
Meredith: You think I look fat, don’t you.
Vijay: I did not say that.
Meredith: You do! How dare you!
Vijay: In my defense madam, I did not say anything.
Meredith: You didn’t have to! I should have known better than to ask a man.
Vijay: This is very true.
Next stop: Wednesday, June 27th, 7:00pm
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