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33. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Adult theme

Tuesday, October 3rd, 5:00pm
Drommen (and The Darkness)

 

Drommen sits at the window. The Darkness takes the seat beside him.

Drommen: Hi.

The Darkness regards him and turns away.

Drommen: Nice afternoon, isn’t it?

The Darkness looks at him, eyebrows lifted, but says nothing.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

The Darkness: (shouting) I AM THE DARKNESS!! I AM THE DARKNESS!!!

Drommen slouches in his seat as The Darkness is escorted off the bus.

 

 

Next stop: Wednesday, October 4th, 3:00pm

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13. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language, adult themes.

Wednesday, September 13th, 7:00pm
Drommen (and Andrea)

Drommen sits at the window. Andrea sits down beside him.

Drommen: (smiles) Hello.

Andrea: Well hi! See this is, like, what the world needs. More friendly people.

Drommen: Mind if…

Andrea: It’s like I was telling my friend, Lacey? I said if there were more guys in this world who would, like, just be themselves and stop jerking around, don’t you think everyone could be, like, happier?

Drommen: Speaking of jerking around….

Andrea: I know, right? It’s like this guy I met online the other day. He’s, like, all nice and everything and we’re talking away and he seems like this really nice guy, you know? And the next thing I know he’s asking me if I want to get on the webcam, right?

Drommen: (slips his hand in his coat below the waist and nods) Ok.

Andrea: So I turn on my cam and he turns on his and he’s EXACTLY like he described himself! Which is great! Coz, you know how people are these days always misrepresenting themselves and shit, right?

Drommen smiles and nods, his hand moving slowly up and down.

Andrea: So we’re talking and he’s smiling and everything’s, like, going great and then this GUY, asks me if I want to see his THING! Can you believe it?

Drommen nods, leering.

Andrea: So I’m, like, dude! That is so cool! NOT! I mean, why would I want to see THAT? That’s fucking so disGUSTING! So then he’s, like, all apologetic and shit and I’m, like, dude, whatEV! (looks at Drommen for the first time) So what’s your deal?

Drommen: Oh, just enjoying the ride. Hey, would you mind if I get off?

Andrea: Of course not.

Andrea gets out of her seat, but Drommen doesn’t move.

Drommen: (stares up at her for a moment, then removes his hand from his coat) Never mind.

Next stop: Thursday, September 14th, 3:00pm

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4. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language, adult theme.

Monday, September 4th, 10:00pm
Drommen (and Charlene, Betsy, Madigan, Zoey, and Robert)

 

Drommen sits alone in the window seat. Charlene sits beside him.

Drommen: Hi.

Charlene: (smiles politely) Hello.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Charlene gets up and moves away. Several stops later, Betsy sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (laughing) Pardon me?

Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (mumbling) That’s what I thought you said.

Betsy gets up and moves away. Several stops later Madigan sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Mind if I masturbate?

Madigan: Fuck.

Madigan gets up and moves away. Two stops later Zoey sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (smiles) Good evening.

Zoey: (grimaces) Whatever.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Would you mind if I masturbate?

Zoey gets up and puts her foot on the seat.

Zoey: Put it away or I’ll kick it.

Drommen covers himself. Several stops later Zoey gets off the bus. Robert sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Robert looks at Drommen’s crotch, then pulls back one side of his trenchcoat.

Robert: (smiles) Mind if I join you?

Drommen gets off the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, September 5th, 6:00pm

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