Linda G. Hill

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4. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

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Note: Strong language, adult theme.

Monday, September 4th, 10:00pm
Drommen (and Charlene, Betsy, Madigan, Zoey, and Robert)

 

Drommen sits alone in the window seat. Charlene sits beside him.

Drommen: Hi.

Charlene: (smiles politely) Hello.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Charlene gets up and moves away. Several stops later, Betsy sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (laughing) Pardon me?

Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (mumbling) That’s what I thought you said.

Betsy gets up and moves away. Several stops later Madigan sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Mind if I masturbate?

Madigan: Fuck.

Madigan gets up and moves away. Two stops later Zoey sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (smiles) Good evening.

Zoey: (grimaces) Whatever.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Would you mind if I masturbate?

Zoey gets up and puts her foot on the seat.

Zoey: Put it away or I’ll kick it.

Drommen covers himself. Several stops later Zoey gets off the bus. Robert sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Robert looks at Drommen’s crotch, then pulls back one side of his trenchcoat.

Robert: (smiles) Mind if I join you?

Drommen gets off the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, September 5th, 6:00pm

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Author: LindaGHill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

20 thoughts on “4. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

  1. Hahaha! Everybody’s got a somebodyπŸ˜†

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  2. He can dish it out but he can take it…. No change there then!

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  3. I’m glad I’m an adult so I can enjoy adult humor.

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  4. HAHA! Great ending. Linda! -)

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  5. Lol, I wasn’t expecting that ending! Good job πŸ™‚

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  6. I wasn’t sure how this one was going to end…gave me a surprise chuckle when he ends up getting off the bus! KarmaπŸ˜‚

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  7. LOL– that’s one way to stop him!

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