Saturday, March 24th, 8:00pm
Lacey (and Edward)
Lacey sits at the window. Edward pops up in the seat behind her.
Edward: (into her ear) Hello.
Lacey: (jumps) Ugh! You again? Why do you do that?
Edward: (smiles, showing fake fangs) Because I can. What’s your friend’s name again?
Lacey: Andrea?
Edward: Yes. That one. Is she still in love with me?
Lacey: (rolls her eyes) Yes. But I have no idea why. She really needs to …
Edward: Would she dye her hair for me?
Lacey: (without interruption) … stay away from y … What did you say?
Edward: Do you think she’d dye her hair blond?
Lacey: What the hell for?
Edward: (looks up at the ceiling) Oh, no reason.
Lacey: (narrows her eyes) You want her to look like that Bella chick you’ve been trying to get, don’t you.
Edward: No.
Lacey: Then why?
Edward: I just happen to like … I mean, I prefer … No reason. Can you ask her to dye her hair and meet me on the bus Tuesday night?
Lacey: No.
Edward: When will she be back on the bus?
Lacey: Not telling.
Edward: (after a moment of silence) Do you want to be blond?
Lacey: No!
Edward: (under his breath) Damn.
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