Wednesday, July 25th, 6:00pm
Milo and Rebecca
Milo sits at the window. Rebecca takes the seat beside him.
Milo: (smiling pleasantly throughout) How are you today?
Rebecca: Fine thanks. How are you?
Milo: Oh I’m having a heart attack.
Rebecca: (shocked) Right now?
Milo: Yes. I’m on my way to the hospital.
Rebecca: Oh my God! Are you okay?
Milo: (shakes head, still smiling) No. Not at all.
Rebecca: (panicking) Your lips are blue! You need an ambulance!
Milo: The bus will do.
Rebecca: But you’ve still got to walk to emergency! You’ll never make it!
Milo: Yes I will. (slumps forward in seat, dead)
Next stop: Thursday, July 26th, 6:00pm