Sunday, July 22nd, 8:00pm
Edward and Lily
Edward: What did you do with the crazy one?
Lily: Her name is Andrea, and I didn’t do anything with her.
Edward: Why not? You were supposed to do away with her for me.
Lily: I was waiting to see what my tasty treat was going to be.
Edward: Weren’t you impressed?
Lily: You brought me a rat.
Edward: It’s a raccoon!
Lily: Okay, a glorified rat. You should just thank your lucky stars I didn’t let your soulmate go.
Edward: You wouldn’t let Bella go! Not after all the trouble I went through to steal her.
Lily: I think she’s making friends with my pet.
Edward: The Darkness?
Lily: (points finger and makes a clicking sound) You got it.
Edward: But he only has four words in his entire vocabulary! “I am The Darkness”!
Lily: I think she’s teaching a few choice new ones.
Edward: This was a bad idea.
Lily: Ya think?
Next stop: Monday, July 23rd, 6:00pm