Saturday, July 21st, 9:00pm
Edward and Lily
Lily: I thought you were leaving town.
Edward: I just said that so Bella wouldn’t know what hit her.
Lily: You’re going to hit her?
Edward: No, no. It’s a modern figure of speech. I’m going to kidnap her.
Lily: How does it help that she thinks you’re out of town?
Edward: Not her, her friend. If she thinks I’m gone, she won’t know who kidnapped Bella. All I need you to do is take care of the other one. Whatshername. The crazy one.
Lily: You mean the one who’s about as crazy as you are?
Edward: Yeah. That one.
Lily: And where, may I ask, are you planning to steal Bella off to?
Edward: Your place.
Lily: Oh no you’re not!
Edward: You sure? I’ll throw in a tasty treat for you.
Lily: (narrows eyes) How tasty?
Edward: (smiles) That’s for me to know and you to find out.
Lily: (snorts) All I can say is you’d better make this worthwhile.
Next stop: Sunday, July 22nd, 8:00pm