“If you focus on what you’ve left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead.”
-Gusteau, from the movie Ratatouille
Category Archives: One-Liner Wednesday
One-Liner Wednesday – Among ‘Things I’m Glad I Didn’t Learn the Hard Way’
“Since Alex was born with a hole in his heart; there’s a good reason they didn’t fix it, I’d like the dentist to start giving him antibiotics before his visits: if a bacteria gets in when his gums bleed, the infection can go straight through his bloodstream to his brain.” ~ My son’s pediatric cardiologist, today.
One-Liner Wednesday – Stolen!
“I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping mine would win, but no pun in ten did.” ~ stolen from my son, Fred.
One-Liner Wednesday – A Pelican
Seize the moment.
One-Liner Wednesday – It’s All About the Grammar
My best friend John, to me: It’s nice having you or someone intelligent to talk to once in a while.
One-Liner Wednesday – Chocolate, Anyone?
The now-defunct Hershey’s plant in Smith’s Falls, Ontario has been turned into a medicinal marijuana grow-op. There’s a munchie joke in there somewhere. I just know it.
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