Note: Strong language
Friday, November 10th, 8:00pm
Bella and Alice (and Edward)
Bella: I hate coming on this bus. I’m just waiting for that creep with the teeth to show up again.
Alice: Well, he’s not here now. And even if he was, this place we’re going to is totally worth it.
Bella: I look okay? Do you like my earrings?
Alice: They’re so cute!
Bella: I just hope I can meet someone nice.
Alice: Believe me, there are TONS of single guys.
Edward: (pops up from behind them) Hello.
Bella and Alice jump forward on their seats.
Bella: Where the fuck did you come from?
Edward: I’ve been here all the time. I’m disappointed in you, Bella. You don’t need anyone but me.
Alice: (speaking as though to someone who doesn’t understand English) She. Doesn’t. Need. You. Now go away, and stop being so fuckin’ creepy.
Edward: (ignoring Alice) Bella don’t go with her. Come with me. I’ll show you what it’s like to really live.
Bella: Go away before I call the cops.
Edward: The police can’t hold me. I’m a vampire. (smiles, showing his plastic fangs)
Alice: (opens her bag) Where’s my can of mace?
Edward: (scoffs) Mace can’t hurt me.
Bella: Wait, I’ve got something better.
Bella pulls a clove of garlic out of her purse.
Edward: (eyes wide) NO! (runs for the door)
Alice: Nice one.
Bella: I was a Girl Scout.
Next stop: Saturday, November 11th, 11:00am
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