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One-Liner Wednesday – When you have faith in your best friend
Him: I should be at your place by 8.
Me: Great, see you at 10. Keep in touch to let me know why you’re running late.
(Love you, John. đ )
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One-Liner Wednesday – Any Takers?
Fortune cookie: You will soon receive an unusual proposition.
Please note: Any propositions proposed in the comments below may be used in a novel.
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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so thereâs no need to stick to the same âtheme.â
The rules that Iâve made for myself (but donât always follow) for âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ are:
1. Make it one sentence.
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One-Liner Wednesday – Lemons
âIf life hands you lemons… make lemonade. Then… try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka…â
â Les Edgerton
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The rules that Iâve made for myself (but donât always follow) for âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ are:
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#SoCS – Project-ing
I hadn’t realized until now how much time I was spending on the project I just finished. It was an awesome 150,000 word urban fantasy novel that I enjoyed working on immensely, but the energy it took? Maybe I need to learn to self-regulate a bit.
I mean, I’m sitting down now drinking a bottle glass of wine (no editing, honest đ ), and it occurred to me that this is the first time in almost two months that I’ve allowed myself such a luxury. Through all this time I’ve spend editing this novel, I’ve held back from relaxing — not even listening to music — in case I had an hour to work. I’ve worked on it at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and right up until I’ve gone to bed at midnight. Not that whole time, but for what adds up to four to sometimes eight hours in a day.
In exchange for all this, I have experience. I have a better idea of how to project the amount of time it will take me to edit a novel of this size. Of course it all depends on the level of editing involved too, but I won’t bore you with those details. Suffice to say its given me a better understanding of my chosen career. You know, the one other than being an author, which may or may not earn me millions of dollars and scads of loyal fans. Haha.
I know I have a while to go before I can make any serious money in the editing field… and perhaps stream of consciousness writing that I’m morally obligated not to edit isn’t the time to talk about an editing career… but what the hell.
Cheers!
This somewhat tipsy post is part of Stream of Consciousness Saturday, written Friday night and scheduled for early Saturday morning when it’s still a decent time to be drinking wine and not yet coffee. Here’s the link https://lindaghill.com/2017/03/03/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-mar-417/ Join in today! It’s fun!
One-Liner Wednesday – Psych!
I haven’t left the cranberries in my fridge since Christmas dinner to conduct a science experiment. They’re there for a psychological experiment, to see which of my family members will get sick of seeing them there first and throw them away. On the other hand, maybe they’ll grow a brain and a spine and leave on their own. My money’s on the cranberries.
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One-Liner Wednesday – Rock is Dead, Yippie!
My new fridge magnet:
rock is dead – long live paper and scissors
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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so thereâs no need to stick to the same âtheme.â
The rules that Iâve made for myself (but donât always follow) for âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ are:
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2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
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One-Liner Wednesday – A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Whilst in the grip of apparent madness, I allowed Alex to take a picture of me:
Linda G. and Winston Church
I’m the one on the left.
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The rules that Iâve made for myself (but donât always follow) for âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ are:
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One-Liner Wednesday – To Pooh a Villain
I often come up with a line for something I’m writing — a novel, a story, a blog post — when I’m not near my computer, so I jot it down on my phone. However, my phone has this predictive text thing that remembers what I’ve written, and I don’t want it to remember any questionable words: you never know when you’re going to text someone the wrong thing by accident.
On this particular occasion, I wanted to write down a line that’s perfect for the villain of the novel I’m writing. With the change of a couple of letters, I was able to give my phone a good word to remember and still remember my badass villain’s line:
Being right gets me honey.
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One-Liner Wednesday – Creepy or Comforting?
You wake up from a disturbing dream and go to the kitchen for a glass of milk; on the fridge you find this
Creepy or comforting?
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Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so thereâs no need to stick to the same âtheme.â
The rules that Iâve made for myself (but donât always follow) for âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ are:
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