I just realized I totally forgot about The Escapist Coloring Club yesterday.
I’ll get the post out today. Sorry.
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353. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right
Sunday, August 19th, 5:00pm
Danielle (and Dale)
Danielle sits at the window. Dale takes the seat beside her.
Dale: Hey, Danny, long time no see.
Danielle: (frowning) Yeah …
Dale: What’s new with you?
Danielle: Oh, you know.
Dale: Lots of changes for me. I just moved and stuff.
Danielle: Uh huh.
Dale: So, how’s the wife?
Danielle: I … don’t have a wife.
Dale: (one eyebrow raised) Didn’t you get married a while ago?
Danielle: Yeah, but I married a man.
Dale: Really? I didn’t know you were gay.
Danielle: I’m not.
Dale: (turning red) I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Danielle turns to the window, self-consciously rubbing the dark hair on her upper lip.
Next stop: Monday, August 20th, 5:00pm
323. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right
Friday, July 20th, 6:00pm
Pauline (and Jade)
Pauline sits at the window. Jade takes the seat beside her.
Jade: Hey you, how are you doing?
Pauline: Great, and you?
Jade: Fantastic. I was just talking to Andre at the mall.
Pauline: Oh yeah? I haven’t seen him in ages.
Jade: He looks great. Oh, and I got this really cute top while I was there … (opens shopping bag and then closes it quickly) Oh shit.
Pauline: What’s wrong?
Jade: I must have switched bags with Andre.
Pauline: Well that’s a drag.
Jade: Not as much for me as him. (opens bag again and shows Pauline)
Pauline: What’s that? Baby clothes?
Jade: Yeah, his wife’s eight months pregnant.
Pauline: So what’s the problem?
Jade: He’s taking tampons, condoms, and a shirt that’s way to small for her home with him.
Next stop: Saturday, July 21st, 9:00pm
