Friday, January 26th, 4:00pm
Michael (and Ernest)
Michael sits at the window, reading an e-book on his tablet. Ernest takes the seat beside him.
Ernest: Excuse me.
Michael: (without looking up) Yep.
Ernest: I’m from Windows, and I have reason to believe you have a virus on your computer.
Michael: (without looking up) I don’t have a virus.
Ernest: Would you mind turning your computer on?
Michael: (lifts the tablet an inch off his lap) It is on.
Ernest: Now go to the start menu …
Michael: (looks at him) I. Don’t. Have. A. Virus. Can I see your credentials?
Ernest: Er … I left them at the office.
Michael: And where would the office be?
Ernest makes a run for the door.
Next stop: Saturday, January 27th, 9:00pm