Friday, November 3rd, 2:00pm
Sammy and Leroy (and Zoey)
Sammy sits at the window. Leroy is in the aisle seat.
Sammy: I bet you can’t go five minutes without saying something.
Leroy: Of course I can.
Sammy: Okay, try it.
Leroy: When do you want me to start?
Leroy: I can do this, you know.
Sammy: That was a whole 30 seconds.
Leroy: I wasn’t ready.
Sammy: You’ll never be ready.
Zoey: (to Sammy, pointing at the aisle seat) Do you mind if I sit here?
Sammy: My friend is sitting here.
Zoey: (frowns) That’s a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Leroy: Hey! Who are you calling a dummy?
Zoey: (to Leroy) You! (shakes head and looks at Sammy) Would you mind moving your doll so I can sit?
Sammy: Leroy’s not a doll. He can’t even shut up for five minutes!
Zoey: You mean you can’t shut up for five minutes.
Leroy: Of all the nerve! You can’t talk to him like that!
Zoey: I’m not talking to you, I’m … (mumbles) Oh never mind. (moves to the back of the bus)
Leroy: (to Sammy) Do you believe that? Some people!
Next stop: Saturday, November 4th, 4:00pm