Note: Adult theme
Friday, December 15th, 8:00pm
Edward (and Lily)
Edward sits in the aisle seat. Lily takes a seat behind him.
Lily: (leaning forward) Hey, sexy, going my way?
Edward: (without turning) What a stupid question. We’re on a bus. (turns to her) Of course I’m go … (sniffs) Who are you?
Lily: (smiles, showing a mouthful of fake fangs) I’m the girl who’s going to make you happy.
Edward: (stands) No you’re not! I belong to Bella!
Lily: Okay! Okay! Calm down. Have a seat.
Edward sits and stares forward.
Lily: (leaning forward to speak in his ear) I bet Bella can’t give you what I can.
Edward: (meekly) Are you talking about eternal life?
Lily: No, I’m talking about really great head.
Edward stands, hisses at her showing his own fake fangs, and hurries to the door to dramatically wait to get off the bus.
Next stop: Saturday, December 16th, 4:00pm