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One-Liner Wednesday – The F-Word

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Last week, sitting in a restaurant beside a mother with two daughters, aged about five and eight years old, I overheard:

Five-year-old: I said the f-word by accident yesterday.

Eight-year-old: Which one?

Five: You know, the fword.

Eight: (whispers) Frozen?

Five: No, the one Mommy always says.

It was all I could do; 1, not to laugh (because we all know Frozen is a bad word); and 2, not to look at the mother and embarrass her.


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Author: LindaGHill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

37 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – The F-Word

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  4. I was going to use the “F” word , that to the four letter “F” word in my one liner today but decided against it and posted this instead : https://wp.me/p73yZZ-3YM

    Just sharing my initial thought here : What the f*** the POTUS is doing by spreading f*** news?
    The second one is fake, will leave the first one alone for the time being.

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  7. I consider myself very fortunate, in that I have still managed to avoid seeing Frozen at all.

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  9. Thanks for the laugh. I can remember my kids repeating things and wishing the ground would just swallow me up. 🙂

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  12. ‘by accident’… mhmm. That five year old isn’t fooling me. 😂😂😂

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  19. That frozen line really cracked me up!

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  21. So cute out of the mouths of babes and sucklings 💜

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  23. Thank you for the laugh this morning!! Here’s my cat’s take on the prompt: http://www.quaintrevival.com/the-look-tizzies-f-word-pose/?frame-nonce=9efb34f22b

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  25. Oh, those moments when you hope no one heard or will at least avoid eye contact. This was good for a smile, Linda.

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  28. LOL! Out of the mouths of babes…

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  34. That is too funny!

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