Thursday, March 29th, 7:00pm
Edward (and Andrea)
Edward sits at the window. Andrea takes the seat beside him.
Edward: Please don’t call me that. Where have you been? I’ve been waiting for you for two days.
Andrea: (flutters eyelashes) You have?!
Edward: Yes. Didn’t your friend tell you?
Andrea: No. In fact she’s been giving me taxi money.
Andrea: But I’m here now! I got this, like, great new job, and …
Edward: You’re not blond. I need you blond.
Andrea: Wh … what for?
Edward: A party. (nods with satisfaction) I want to take you to a party.
Andrea: What kind of party?
Edward: A … blond party.
Andrea: (smiles) Sounds like fun! When is it?
Edward: I’ll have to check. How soon can you be blond?
Andrea: I can do it on, like, Saturday morning.
Edward: Excellent. I’ll see you Saturday.
Edward stares at her.
Edward: Can you let me out please?
Andrea: Wh … That’s it?
Edward: What else is there?
Andrea: I don’t know. Like, a kiss goodbye would be nice.
Edward: Don’t make me jump out the window again.
Andrea: (gets up slowly) Okay then. (calls to him as he gets off the bus) See you soon, Eddie … Edward!
Next stop: Friday, March 30th, 8:00pm